[QUICK NOTE: If you're more interested in my job experience, please take a look at my
"But will it remove those pesky grass stains?"
Well, now you've done it. Somehow you went and got
yourself stuck in my homepage. Wait a sec. Don't panic just yet, it'll
all be OK in the morning. Just kick back, place your tongue firmly in
cheek, grab a brew (or what/whoever) and see the sights.
While you're at it, drop me a line and tell
me what you think.
All set? Then here we go...
A heading that draws the eye and piques one's interest...
Or does it really?
Well, I guess I could tell you a little bit about myself. I was
born at a very early age and since then I've lived in a lot of different
states (Indiana, California,
and who knows where next...). Eventually I found myself at
Rice University and decided to
get me an edumacation. I wasn't in any hurry to go out into the "Real
World" so after I was done with my undergrad I went back for a grad
You must be really bored to be reading all of this.
Just thought I'd check.
With that done and two nifty diplomas on my wall, I did some
hunting around and found a job.
Guess it had to happen eventually... In December, 2001, I was lucky
enough to marry Jean Vanden Bos (now Jean Tanner ;^) at the Rice Chapel
in Houston, TX. What with all the wedding-prep craziness, not to mention
selling my house the day before the wedding (Stress? What stress?!),
I've been way behind on highlighting the love o' my life on this
site, but hopefully now I'll be able to get my act back together and pass
on some info on the lovely lady.
Anyway, if I'm not wasting time here
on the net (I really try not to spend too much time on these damn
things..), you might be able to find me at my house (home of the Foe-Tay Pah-Tay) or at work.
Now, on to the rest of the page. Oh, and don't forget that there's
always the Mech Drinking Game to help pass the
And now for a little bit o' Net Surfin'...
Not too bloody exciting, eh?
So how else do I like to waste my time? Glad you asked. When I'm not
catching some Z's there's always:
Had enough? Well, when ya gotta go ya gotta go.
Heck, I didn't
want you looking at my freakin' page anyway. Who needs ya? Go search the
World-Wide Web for all I care. Sheesh. Some people. I mean... You
give and you give and all they do is take take take. No pleazes.
No thank yous.
No large bundles of unmarked bills dropped off at a secret location.
Don't forget to feed the dog on your way out...